My Wonder Woman


My imaginary female superhero is called Athenia after the Greek goddess of war and wisdom. The main purpose for her outfit would be comfort: stretchy leggings, a cute skirt with shorts underneath, a hoodie with her personal icon, cleats, and hair tied in a ponytail. Her pockets would be endlessly deep and weightless and allow her to carry around snacks, water, and all her tools for fighting her enemies: both villainous and civilian sexual harassers of both women and men.

Her weapon of choice (aside from hand-to-hand combat with her sick martial arts skills) is her magical staff that can change length and material at will, so it can be become iron for a good beating or rope to pull someone out of the deep hole. It can freeze and electrically shock Athenia’s enemies, and a special blast of it prompts the villain to turn themselves in to the police in situations during which one can’t wait for the police to come themselves. Her source of power is cream soda, and her staff is solar-powered.


Athenia is compassionate, patient, outspoken, strategic, and is good at calming panicked people. When she’s not fighting crime, she’s an English teacher, and she volunteers at homeless shelters and daycares on weekends– she really likes children and hopes to instill good morals in them while they are still young. She tells other women to speak out against injustice and assures men that they don’t have to act macho all the time. Overall, she’s a pretty cool girl.

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