My Wonder Woman
My imaginary female superhero is called Athenia after the Greek goddess of war and wisdom. The main purpose for her outfit would be comfort: stretchy leggings, a cute skirt with shorts underneath, a hoodie with her personal icon, cleats, and hair tied in a ponytail. Her pockets would be endlessly deep and weightless and allow her to carry around snacks, water, and all her tools for fighting her enemies: both villainous and civilian sexual harassers of both women and men. Her weapon of choice (aside from hand-to-hand combat with her sick martial arts skills) is her magical staff that can change length and material at will, so it can be become iron for a good beating or rope to pull someone out of the deep hole. It can freeze and electrically shock Athenia’s enemies, and a special blast of it prompts the villain to turn themselves in to the police in situations during which one can’t wait for the police to come themselves. Her source of power is cream soda, and her staff is solar-...